Boy, do the Lakers suck. I mean, they lost to Sacramento! I can't even remember when was the last time they lost to the Kings.
Must've been back when the Kings had Chris Weber.
This year's Lakers are one of the worst squads since 2007. Its bench is depleted – who do they have, Ron Ar... – uh – Metta World Peace? Troy Murphy is a journey-man bust. Josh McRoberts is no Lamar Odom. The Steve Blake project turned out unsuccessful.
The starting lineup is also hard to look at. Outside of Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol, nobody deserves to be starting – Bynum is out serving his four-game suspension.
Derek Fisher, God bless his soul for trying, is too damn old to be playing any amount of significant minutes. He's 37 years-old guarding young, fast point guards (Derrick Rose, Tyreke Evans). Just wait until he starts facing other fast PGs like Brian Westbrook and CP3.
Devin Ebanks also should not be starting. This guy was not even on the roster for the majority of the last season, and now he is starting! Goes to show you how horrible this squad is.
Expect more of the terrible play that you saw result in the 1-2 start. Kobe cannot do it all. Gasol cannot do enough to cover the lack of talent. Unless the Lakers make a move for another impact player, Dwight Howard, they are not going to do anything this season. (
That's what the Odom trade was for, to make cap room for Howard right?)